Friday, April 25, 2008

Michael Jackson Swears Off Women

If we disregard Michael Jackson's rumored relationship with Brooke Shields and brief marriage to Lisa Marie Presley, which was criticized by the media and labeled as publicity stunt, one could surmise that the King of Pop has never been a ladies man. Obviously, Jacko didn't get the memo and the former pop star is swearing off woman while he concentrates on reviving his career.
A source close to Jackson has been quoted confirming recent rumors that the singer has also barred his children from the recording studio. "Michael has banned his kids from the recording studio. He realizes this is very important and doesn't want any distractions," an insider claims.
The singer was reportedly dating his children's nanny, Grace Rwaramba, but that relationship is over according to the insider. "He's not going to be involved in any personal relationships with women until he gets this record done. He's dumped the nanny -- she's not around any more."
Jackson has tapped Grammy-nominated producer/singer Akon and RedOne for his upcoming album, which the trio just started working on in a Las Vegas studio.
Wow. I can't say I didn't see this coming. Because we all know that to make it big in Hollywood, you have to date your nanny. That is, if you are a guy. But Jacko just won't stand a chance with the album. He just doesn't have the appeal that he had when he first started in the business. I don't know about you, but i think there is still something between him and the nanny. I mean, come on, he will get with anything that has a pulse. And the nanny is probably the only woman (I can only hope it is a woman) in the world who either doesn't know who he is, or doesn't care about his past with mollesting children.
I can only hope that Jacko doesn't do more creepy stuff. But wait! He is only known for doing creepy stuff. Other than his platinum albums, what is he really known for? Having little boys sleep-over at his house. Getting multiple nose jobs. Getting more nose jobs and plastic surgery. Being sued for sleeping with little boys. Hanging his child over the edge of a hotel balcony for the press to take pictures. Covering his children's faces with masks and scarves when they go into public.
Now that is what Hollywood is about. You can't deny it. But Jacko needs to get some help. Because we can only handle so much wacko from Jacko. All we can do is hope.
~Celticsgirl
O_o Winehouse Arrested on Assault Claims o_O
NO WAY! Amy Wino would get violent?
I can hardly believe it. And who would think that she would get arrested?
~Celticsgirl
British singer Amy Winehouse was arrested on suspicion of assault Friday following reports that she scuffled with two men during a night out in a trendy north London neighborhood, Sky News television reported.
The 24-year-old soul diva, whose stellar career has been complicated by an increasingly chaotic personal life, arrived at a central London police station earlier to answer questions relating to the alleged incident, her representatives said.
Police did not directly confirm that Winehouse was in custody, saying only that a 24-year-old woman was being held on suspicion of assault.
British authorities do not usually name suspects until they have been charged.
Winehouse, wearing a lemon yellow top and ballerina shoes, did not say anything to assembled photographers and cameramen as she walked into the station late Friday afternoon.
Tabloid newspapers reported that Winehouse allegedly hit a man who got in her way while she was playing pool at a bar in the Camden neighborhood and then head-butted another who was trying to hail her a cab in the early hours of Wednesday morning.
Winehouse, an admitted marijuana smoker, has previously had problems with the law at home and abroad.
She and her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, were arrested in the Norwegian city of Bergen in October and held overnight on charges of drug possession.
She was arrested in London in December on suspicion of attempting to interfere with a court case involving Fielder-Civil, but earlier this year police said prosecutors were no longer pursuing the affair.
Fielder-Civil faces charges of perverting the course of justice stemming from a case in which he is accused of assaulting a barman.
Okay, the only problem I really have right now is that this article calls Amy Wino a diva. Compared to what? Whitney Houston? They both have some similarities. They are both infamous for doing drugs and enjoying their liquor. At least Wino admitts that she smoked marijuana. They are both singers. Both are messes.
Hey! I just thought of another diva of that sort....Michael Jackson! I think the three of them should make an album together. Imagine the wonders that behold. The songs would probably be ultimately disturbing. Your ears would probably bleed after listening to the songs. And I am sure that nobody would buy it. So it won't be much different than any other album any of them have made.
~Celticsgirl

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